04 October 2008

Iowahawk On Gwen Ifill

Earlier this week, conservative funnyman, Iowahawk, turned his sights on Gwen Ifill, moderator of the Vice Presidential Debate. The results were, predictably, hilarious. A sample:
Ifill Ethics Commission Clears Ifill

By Gwen Ifill
PBS Chief Political Correspondent
and Gwen Ifill
President, Ifill Center for Media Ethics
and Gwen Ifill
Editor, BarackBeat Fanzine

WASHINGTON - As expected, a blue ribbon panel from the Ifill Center for Media Ethics cleared award-winning political journalist Gwen Ifill of all charges today, ending a lengthy 20 minute investigation into "ethics" charges that most observers believe were motivated by politics and racism. Ifill, like dynamic groundbreaking President-in-Waiting Barack Obama, is Black. The complete exoneration clears the way for Ifill to moderate the Vice Presidential debate tonight between respected Senate veteran Joe Biden and former beauty pageant loser Sarah Palin.

"I would like to thank Ms.Ifill for her complete cooperation into this unnecessary politically-motivated witch hunt," said Commission Chairperson Gwen Ifill. "On behalf of the entire panel, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for dragging her in and wasting her valuable time on the basis of such obviously flimsy and bogus allegations."

Displaying her famous grace, Ifill said she harbored no ill will toward the inquiry.

Like so many other situations, all liberals/Obamaniacs have to do to understand is think about what their response would be if the shoe were on the other foot. What if, for example, Brit Hume were the moderator and he were writing a book about John McCain to be released on inauguration day? How would you feel about that?

That's what I thought.

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