According to the New York Post, Susan Sarandon threatened to move to Canada or Italy if John McCain wins this November. You know, because she's so patriotic.
To Sue, we would ask: do you promise?
Before and after the 2004 Presidential election many prominent leftists swore they'd flee to Canada in the event the haughty, French-looking Senator from Massachusetts (who bytheway served in Vietnam) lost. Inexplicably (and much to our dismay) they remain in the good ol' U.S. of A. Any bets on whether or not Ms. Sarandon makes good on her threat?
All of this to say, simply, that when John McCain wins in November, we think Sue will stay in the States.
(And Italians and Canadians will let out a collective sigh of relief)
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