Writing about the Rove-started fires in Southern California got us thinking about all the things George Bush hates--John Kerry, black people in New Orleans, you know, pretty much everything. And it's because there are so many things that we are making this a short list, because if we listed all of them, well, we'd be here all night.
Dick Cheney - you see, George Bush hates the Veep for different reasons than you do. He hates him because everyone gives Cheney credit for things Bush thought up--like torturing terrorists. And because strangely, the Angry Left hates Cheney more than Bush.
Children - HE VETOED S-CHIP!!!!1!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!! What more do you need to know? He'd rather fund the war in Iraq than give children health care. Come on.
Black People in New Orleans - Why? Because Kanye said so, that's why. And we believe everything Kanye says. Because he's a legitimate source of political and social commentary. And really catchy hip hop songs.
John Kerry/John Edwards - because they have better hair, etc.
Osama Bin Laden - but not enough to catch him!
Will Ferrell - for the global warming special announcement spoof he did about President Bush.
This blog - for obvious reasons.
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Earlier this week, a listener for The Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ called and left a message on the AFRO line that simply said "George Bush hates white people." The timing and delivery were perfect.
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